1
Scuttlebutt the Cuttlefish
2
Peg Leg Mike the Pike
3
Perry the Pterodactyl
4
Hiki
5
Frankie the Sea Horse
6
Bobbi
7
Scotti
8
Dollar Diva
9
Humpy
10
Crowbar
11
Poppy the Popeye Goldfish
12
4ZED4 the Ghost
13
Johnny Bigfoot
14
Whiskie
15
Stilts Abernathy
16
Borrish
17
Raspy Rita
18
Zorya
19
Vittoria Rapace
20
Manny
21
Harvey the Vegan Meatball Man
22
Todd the Larva
23
Mr. Zilch
24
The Enigma
25
Coming Soon
Stilts Abernathy
Sees over the crowd. Falls slowly.
Stilts operates above eye level. Slow to act, slow to fall, never in a hurry. Trust the long view.
What's in the kit
- Portrait
- Expression variants
- Voice samples
- Identity files
- NFT (Solana or Base)
- Yours to keep, modify, or resell
SEND ME THIS KIT!
I'M CONVINCED! Send me Stilts Abernathy, Kit #15 — $500.
USDC on Base, Solana, or Stripe only
(no checks accepted — sorry, friend)
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Identity Molt
P.O. Box 1234
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P.O. Box 1234
World Wide Web, Planet Earth